Showing posts with label Apocalypse Survival Tips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Apocalypse Survival Tips. Show all posts

Friday, January 10, 2014

Zombie Survival Tips: Don't Panic

Hello Everyone,

I'm back with all new Zombie Survival Tips, although considering this cold I might need to prepare for The Day after Tomorrow instead.


Tip# 1 - Don't Panic 

Freaking out gets you nowhere and more than likely gets you and everyone around you dead. Frankly it is perfectly understandable if someone on your team decides to kill you. If you were on my team, I will kill you so be aware but I digress. Don't Panic. 


Even if a horde of flesh eating zombies appear at your front door, try to keep a level head and remember to breathe. You might survive. 

Post by Vikki
Twitter: ProfessorWhite

Monday, September 10, 2012

CDC - Zombies

Hello Everyone, 

A great friend who understands my obsession with zombies forward me a great link.



Above is the picture of the cover of a great zombie comic created by the CDC. Yes, as in the Center for Disease Control. It is funny and moves well. While I did not enjoy the ending, I enjoyed the overall layout and story. I am sure my fellow zombie-enthusiast will enjoy it as well.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Zombies are Real

Hello Everyone,


I am back from vacation so I am happy to be blogging again especially right now. As I am sure you are all aware of we have been having some interesting news lately. There was the naked man in Miami that was eating another man’s face, the man in NJ that was throwing his intestines at the cops, amongst the other bizarre stories that have surfaced lately. Check out this link which compiles some of the zombie attacks. Zombies Gone Wild



Let’s discuss the man in Miami. This man was naked and caught eating another man’s face. He was told to back off and did not. He growled at the police. He was shot and still kept eating and did not stop until he was shot to death.





I am sorry, how many movies have we seen in which a zombie is eating flesh and turns and growls. The zombie is shot but not a head shot and keeps going. Hello! This is the opening scene to the zombie apocalypse.








Okay so the articles are claiming that there is some new drug on the market or a new form of LSD, etc. This just screams something is not right. I do not believe it. This just screams a government experiment gone wrong.





If this is the zombie apocalypse starting then it sounds to me like we need to be prepared. The book World War Z, explains exactly how no one to the outbreak serious until it was way too late. We have just met Patient Zero so let’s see where is goes. Best of luck to everyone.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Zombie Myths

I realized that I have a lot of fun filled knowledge in my head about zombies. I decided to share some myths, dispel some myths, and leave some myths open for discussion.




1. Zombie origins - I am not even going to delve into this one, there are so many stories about the dead rising that I could start writing today and never stop. If you can think it, then it can cause a zombie, and I am going to leave it at that.


2. Zombie IQ - it appears as though zombies are getting smarter, zombies have next to no brain activity. They truly move to eat, not necessarily to survive, so I think they are as intelligent as one with a single purpose in life can be.




3. Zombie's sense of smell - in the graphic novel The Walking Dead, they covered themselves in zombie guts so the zombies would not smell them. I do not believe zombies truly have a sense of smell, it is more on sight and sound. The olfactory part of the brain which I do not believe continues to work. 



4. Zombie food - In Survival of the Dead, they tried to teach zombies to eat regular animals not people. Zombies prefer people, I think we need to keep this in mind and not experiment, just kill. Stop looking for a cure. 

5. Zombie poo - Apparently this is a hot debate, do Zombies poo. Think about it, they eat but you never see them with a newspaper heading into the bathroom so where does it all go? Not sure, I guess we shall see. Thoughts on this one?



6. Zombie Micheal Phelps - The question of can zombies swim is often explored. In the movie Land of the Dead and the book World War Z, the zombies do not swim but they do walk in the water, walk along the bottom of whatever body of water, and then emerge on the other side. We all know dead bodies float, heck living bodies float, so zombies walking through the water is not feasible. 


7. Zombie animals - lately we all  have been seeing Zombie animals like the zombie dogs in Resident Evil (my favorite video game of all time) and the zombie Bengal tiger in 2012 Zombie Apocalypse. Depending on the reason why we have zombies, this could happen so.....man's best friend will become man's worst enemy. 


8. Zombie Hordes - they are real, they do exist, and they can overrun you. Zombies do not consciously decide to become a horde but rather they are like lemmings and just start following others and like lemmings you can kill them easy if you truly think of a good strategy. S/N you and a gun is not a good strategy. 


9. Zombie strength - you have seen zombies tear into a person's brain, and I am sure we all know that there is a skull they have to get through. So the question is once you are dead and no longer feel pain do you now become crazy PCP strong? This concept I am unsure of but I do not believe a zombie is able to use their teeth and bite through a skull. Thoughts?




10. Zombies - This is where I end it, I will update as more zombie myths come out and welcome my zombie followers to debate the myths. 



Monday, April 2, 2012

Zombie Scenarios


Hello Everyone, 

I have realized that I never properly explored the most likely scenarios of how a zombie apocalypse will come about and for that I am sorry. So buckle up and prepare yourself for some knowledge. 


1. Disease Cure/Vaccination: With so many vaccinations being made very quickly and sometimes over night ie H1N1 the potential for the unknown long term effects can lead to a zombie apocalypse.  This scenario would be like the movie "I am Legend". 
Potential: High



2. Biowarfare: We will more than likely have zombies arise due to our need to develop more advance weapons. With this in mind we have the potential for an Umbrella Corp. like in Resident Evil rising up and causing zombies to occur and then try to wipe out anyone that can reveal that they are behind it. 
Potential: High




3. Virus Outbreak: As in the movie 28 Days Later, a virus is released out into the public by mistake and takes over quite quickly. This movie explored the fast moving zombies that would make living very hard. The potential for one of these types of outbreaks is moderate and if you saw the movie Contagion then you know how quickly it could spread. 
Potential: Moderate


4. Virus Mutation: The potential for a mutation of an everyday disease that we take for granted is possible. As this was explored in the movie Quarantine. The disease, rabies, mutated and turned human beings into zombie like killers. As we are in contact with a lot animals in our lives who suffer from diseases that are specific to them leads us as humans waiting for the day that those diseases mutate and affect humans. 
Potential: Low



5. Unknown: More than likely we will just not know how zombies will come about. We might wake up one day and bam zombies are there. This is the most likely scenario. 
Potential: High


6. Our own stupidity: As I am sure many you have read about the University of Pittsburgh being able to bring back to life dogs that have been clinically dead for 3 hours. The potential for this to be used on humans to help save many individuals would be a medical miracle, however we might end up with zombies because of our own stupidity. 
Potential: Moderate High


So suffice it to say it is just a matter of time before zombies are here so be prepared. Check out my other posts as a way of preparing yourself for the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse. 

Below is at least a way of identifying zombies. 





Friday, March 9, 2012

Zombies vs Aliens - 5 Reasons We Want Zombies!

Over the past week I have been reaching out to various friends about a serious topic. "If the apocalypse happens tomorrow, would you rather face Aliens or Zombies?" Surprisingly many of my friends gave me a look and laughed at my crazy Zombie-ness but others had great insight into the topic. I decided to pull together the reasons why we should hope for zombies over aliens. 




5 Reasons Why We Want to Fight Zombies over Aliens

5. War Tactics - As humans we will first be foolish to negotiate and then we will move to the big boys and try to nuke the aliens. Obviously this is not a good because it will be hard to nuke something in space let alone what will be left of us after we start dropping bombs. 




4. Hanging in Orbit - Aliens are able to hang up high in space and wipe us out while we just run around on the planet like little ants under a magnifying glass and you know how that turns out!





3. IQ - Let's face it while we are moving forward with our space travel.....oh wait didn't we slash the NASA program.....oh well, we used to move forward, but I digress. We still are so far behind compared to Aliens that they will win simply on how advance they are. Basically we will be bringing a knife to a gun fight! 





 2. Types of Aliens - There are so many types of Aliens that can kill us very easily by either coming at us hard or slipping in through the backdoor. You have Aliens filled with acid, Predators, Decepticons, ET, and yes even Alf. We are just not prepared to deal with the types of aliens out there. 





1. Faith - If we are faced with Zombies we can usually have a way to explain how the baby sitter became a zombie. However, with Aliens we can not explain how they came about as they developed on another planet and away from our microscope. We as humans will have our faith destroyed and become crippled with the knowledge that we are not alone; even those of us that believe there has to be other life forms. We are used to being at the top of the food chain and will fail once we are no longer there.





Don't you agree we are better off with Zombies?






Friday, March 2, 2012

5 Reasons Zombies Will Win

As I continue to write different tips and tricks for survival for the upcoming apocalypse, I realize that there is a good chance that we may fail, sadly. So I decided to compile reasons as to why we may have the potential for an Epic Fail when it come to zombies. 


5 Reasons Zombies Will Win.

5. Personality Deficiency – As Americans we tend to want a win that is epic, total annihilation of the enemy, touchdown dance in the end zone type victory. However with zombies you can’t just do that, it will be a slow long war that will cause many losses on our side and as you know we do not do well with those types of wars. 



4. Denial – We often deny how bad a situation truly is and this leaves us open to becoming overrun very quickly. We may try to say the disease only affects certain types of people or even worse we will have people who are opportunists that will want to come up with a miracle drug that can heal us from zombie bites. The reality is that by the time we wake up, it will be too late. 


3. War Tactics – Zombies are not our usual type of enemies we have faced. You cannot freeze them out, you cannot starve them out, and you cannot assassinate their leader. A zombie is essentially a one man army that will keep coming. The only way is to shoot them in the head, spraying bullets and dropping bombs are pointless. 
 

2. Numbers – We only have so many people that can defend the masses. You kill a zombie and you have a corpse, a zombie kills a human and you have another zombie. We have the potential to just run out of soldiers while the zombies can achieve total war and grow their numbers. 


1. Wall-E – Yes, I am talking about the cartoon movie. Essentially in this movie, the humans have become fat and lazy and dependent on the machines they built….sound like anyone we know? If we do manage to survive past the zombies, the world as we know it will be destroyed, we will no longer need the CEOs making millions of dollars a year, we are going to need welders and carpenters. We have the potential to fail just because we have because we have forgotten how to build things with our hand.




“Now you know, and knowing is half the battle” 






Friday, February 24, 2012

Bug Out


Imagine that in the middle of the night you are awakened from your sleep and realize that the world has been destroyed either by zombies, earthquake, meteor, water, etc. You now need to get out and survive. If you were lucky enough to store up in your house that’s great but if you house becomes leveled, well there goes your supply! 



If you have not heard of the term “Bug-out” then I am sorry and I have serious reservations on your likelihood of survival. However do not fear, I am here to explain it all.
 
Bug out – to move out of your position very quickly because your position has been compromised. 


Now that you know the terminology, now you need to pack your bug out bag. I have comprised a list of items that I believe will be helpful in surviving! Check it out and start collecting so you will be ready. 


1. Multi-tool – great to use in various situations and it does not take up a lot of room



2. Compass – do not just depend on the north star!
3. A map – because GPS means nothing if the system is down.
4. Flint and Fire starter – duh! You need a fire from time to time!
5. Crank/Solar Power AM/FM Weather Radio with flashlight and cell phone charger


6. 12 hour yellow light sticks – use if you need a small amount of light but if you have a crank flashlight then you should save them for important situations
7. Flashlight – preferably hand cranked because duh, batteries do not last forever!
8. Survival Knife – do I really need to explain this one?
9. Water Packs – just in case in the beginning but boil water that you find!
10. Water Purifying tablets – It is best to boil your water but you can use these as a last resort.
11. MREs – again great in the beginning but you should be finding alternative food sources. 


12. Compact folding binoculars – great for being on the look out.
13. Rope/Cord – cause you never know and partnered with a tarp makes a great make-shift shelter
14. Anti-diarrhea medication – diarrhea is worse than zombies so make sure you bring some along
15. Stainless steel canteen – because you can use it to boil water
16. An empty can – great to cook food in or boil water


17. Signal Mirror – to contact a rescue team
18. Safety Whistle – great for contacting others in your group
19. Survival Fishing Kit – you need a stable source a food and this is great to have


20. Camp Axe – you need to be able to cut firewood amongst other things
21. Folding Shovel – gotta use it to dig a hole for waste
22. Roll of duct tape – duct tape can always save a lot of problems
23. Tarp – great for a makeshift shelter
24. Ponchos – they are great to use to avoid getting wet
25. Survival guide – unless you already know how to you might as well have a guide to help you
26. Deck of Cards (for boredom – gotta keep yourself sane one of the most important things to have!)


Oh yeah, a gun might be nice!

The most important thing to remember is that with the right gear you can survive in anything!

Good luck and remember to survive!



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Friday, February 17, 2012

Best Zombie Killing Weapons


I know many people are mentally preparing for the zombie apocalypse so today I am going to explore weapons. I am tired of hearing about people saying, “oh, there are zombies, you shoot them in the head”. Well, duh,of coarse you do but many people I know do not own guns nor know how to shoot them. So…if the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow what are you going to do with your lack of guns, because the average person does not have an AK47u or sniper rifle lying around. 



So one must be practical in their Zombie Apocalypse preparation because be honest if you go and raid a gun shop and do not know how to shoot the gun you are better off without the gun. Plus gun shots bring zombies!

So let’s look around your home and see what you can use as a weapon. I know we have all played zombie games and laughed at the ridiculous melee weapons but the reality is some of these make good weapons when you do not have a gun. Heck, Tyrese from The Walking Dead prefers a hammer and he was a beast!




  1. Baseball Bat – My preferred weapon because it adds to your arm length. It is easy to wield and causes a great deal of damage. It is also effective when getting a few zombies of you by swinging wide. Reasonable Durability if wooden or aluminum bat.                                                                         


  1. Gun – I figured I would put this on the list in case someone does have one. Guns are great, they allow for a kill from a great distance but they cause a lot of noise which may attract zombies and humans which is always a bad thing. Plus if you run out of bullets you are screwed.

  1. Crowbar/Tire Iron – We all have these items in our car. They can be effective but it allows for Zombies to be a little bit closer for your kill. Great Durability. Zombie bite is a great possibility. 


  1. Golf Club – While it is effective in bashing in a Zombie’s head, it is easily bent. It does add to your arm length which is essential when defending yourself from a zombie attack.

  1. Basic Kitchen Knife – This will be an extremely close kill that requires a great deal of strength. Most Likely for a Zombie bite. 



  1. Common Rake – Average item we all have in our yards but is great for swinging that fatal blow. May break after a few uses but allows for distance in your kill.

  1. Cast Iron Pan – While it does not become bent easily, it will cause you to do an up close and personal kill which allows for a zombie bite to be likely. 



  1. Axe – Allows for a moderate level of arm length. The possibility of a zombie bite is lower but make sure you wield with precision if you miss and the axe becomes embedded into something or the zombie you may run into some difficulties.

  1. Chainsaw – I’m not quite sure how many people have these lying around their home but apparently after interviewing a few family members and friends, surprising more had them then I thought. This is a fantastic weapon in theory because while it will cut through your enemy, it runs on gas which if you run out you are screwed.



The most important thing to remember when surviving a Zombie Filled World is that anything can be used as a weapon when done right!