Bathroom Paranoia: Shower Curtain

Are you ever in the bathroom and just feel the need to whip back the shower curtain to make sure that there is not a serial killer behind there wearing a pig mask with piano wire? Yes, I brought back the serial killer wearing a pig mask with piano wire, I know everyone missed him. 

So do you ever have this Morbid Moment of Bathroom Paranoia?

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Bathroom Paranoia: Anaconda

As per Lisa's request I am doing another bathroom paranoia post. 

Ever seen the movie Anaconda and begin to worry that there are snakes like this just creeping around waiting to get you? (Plus who doesn't love Ice Cube and J.Lo before all the glam) 

Are you ever in the shower and are washing yourself with one eye open? Are you doing this because of your fear of a snake coming out of the drain and getting you? Do you even take it as far as singing real loud, maybe Luther Vandross, so you can drown out the fear?

My Dad has serious issues with snakes and so far he has always won against a snake but I wonder if he has this fear. 

So do you have this Bathroom Paranoia?

Ophidiophobia: Fear of snakes - see ya learned something! 

*Thanks Victor for the bathroom paranoia suggestion!

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Bathroom Paranoia: Toilet Trap

After doing the first bathroom paranoia, I started to realize that I actually have a lot of fear in the bathroom.

One main fear actually started because of the movie Ghoulies. 

Have you ever sat on the toilet and became really afraid that a creature was going to come out while you are on the toilet and kill you in the worst way possible. (Yes, this happened in the movie, if you haven't seen this movie you must see it!) 

Have you ever had this Morbid Moment?

S/N: CORPOROPHOBIA or CORPOPHOBIA - fear of toilets or going to the bathroom.


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Bathroom Paranoia: Psycho

I have come to the realization that while many of us have Car Paranoia; many more of us have Bathroom Paranoia. Therefore I am starting a new section of Morbid Moments about Bathroom Paranoia. 


At some point in time, we all have taken a shower and washed our hair in the shower.....well I hope everyone has showered or bathed. 

Do you ever become paranoid that once you close your eyes to wash your hair that a serial killer has snuck up outside your shower and is about to pull a Psycho but will strangle you with piano wire! (Okay maybe I am the only one concerned with the whole piano wire as you can tell from previous posts) 

Have you ever had this Morbid Moment of Paranoia?

~Thanks Yolie! 

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Urinal - Man Codes

So after watching an episode of Man Code apparently there are a million and one man codes for utilizing the urinals. I continued to talk about this to my significant other who explained to me that you should act like you have blinders on and always look forward. At that point being me I have a Morbid Moment. I asked, "What if the man next to you who you are completely ignoring is some crazed killer with a pig mask on and has piano wire and strangles you all because you were looking completely forward and ignoring the man next to you?"

So fellas have you ever had this Morbid Moment? Also S/N fellas you need to just have a side eye peripheral thing going on to make sure you survive in the bathroom. You never know when a crazed killer with a pig mask might get you.

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