Saturday, December 17, 2011

Chicks you should not date

1. Thou shalt not date a chick that drinks more Hennesey than you do

2. Thou shalt not date a chick that has more baby fathers than kids

3. Thou shalt not date a chick that is a stripper or a chick that may have posed nude

4. Thou shalt not date a chick that can beat you up

5. Thou shalt not date a chick that is actively trying to model their life after Nicki Minaj

6. Thou shalt not date a chick that has a weave with more colors than your country’s flag


7. Thou shalt not date a chick that thinks it's okay to name her kids after a car, latest celebrity alcohol or something that she can't spell

8. Thou shalt not date a chick that thinks super head got a raw deal

9. Thou shalt not date a chick that was in a Luke, Ludacris, or Ying Yang twins video

10. Thou shalt not date a chick that goes harder than the U in the 80s


Honorable mentions:
Who has more gold in her mouth than Tpain

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