1. Thou shalt not date a chick that drinks more Hennesey than you do
2. Thou shalt not date a chick that has more baby fathers than kids
3. Thou shalt not date a chick that is a stripper or a chick that may have posed nude
4. Thou shalt not date a chick that can beat you up
5. Thou shalt not date a chick that is actively trying to model their life after Nicki Minaj
6. Thou shalt not date a chick that has a weave with more colors than your country’s flag
7. Thou shalt not date a chick that thinks it's okay to name her kids after a car, latest celebrity alcohol or something that she can't spell
8. Thou shalt not date a chick that thinks super head got a raw deal
9. Thou shalt not date a chick that was in a Luke, Ludacris, or Ying Yang twins video
10. Thou shalt not date a chick that goes harder than the U in the 80s
Honorable mentions:
Who has more gold in her mouth than Tpain
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