Saturday, December 17, 2011

Men you should not date

1. Thou shalt not date a man that owes more than 1 year salary in child support

2. Thou shalt not date a man that is anything like Spencer Pratt

3. Thou shalt not date a man who is a sidekick. Date Batman, not Robin. He has cod piece envy

4. Thou shalt not date a man that wears Kanye West Venetian shades, nut hugger jeans, and Louis Vuitton racing loafers

 
5. Thou shalt not date a man that is an aspiring rapper or dj with no real job

6. Thou shalt not date a man that does not know what a 401k or 403b is. Like my grandmom says no romance without finance

7. Thou shalt not date a man that looks better as a woman than u do

8. Thou shalt not date a man that honestly believes all women are like the chicks in King magazine

9. Thou shalt not date a man who is trying to live a thug lifestyle into his thirties

10. Thou shalt not date a man that is actively trying to model his life after Lil Wayne 


~ I have spoken!


2 comments:

  1. Lmfao!!! This by far, is my fave. I love Aunt Mary's quote... No romance without finance! Words to live by.

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  2. I must admit that quote is the best quote for everyone to live by

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