Thursday, January 12, 2012

Best Bedtime Story

“Once upon a time under your bed, there was the scariest monster ever to exist. Oh, did I say 'once upon a time'? I meant currently."


"It loves eating children"
"Not for any particular reason. That's just what it does."

"It's coming out to eat you probably within the next week, depending on its schedule. Tonight? Tomorrow? Who can say?"

"Good night. Sleep well”


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