Apparently I do have a mass amount of car paranoia. So might as well keep the craziness going.
Have you ever been driving home at night. You make your right turn and then make your left turn and realize that the car behind you is following you. You then begin to panic and make extra turns and they make the same turns!
Now do you go the extra paranoia level and worry that the person behind you is a masked serial killer with piano wire just waiting for you to stop so they can drag your body out the car and kill you? Does your paranoia now get to the point that you drive past your house until this person stops following?
Have you ever had this Morbid Moment of Car Paranoia?