Have you ever stared down the dangerous animal and just stood there and wait for the attack. I have looked into what I assumed would be the eyes and wait, I swear I saw it twitch, just preparing to leap or begin to stampede on my poor week human body.
Yes, I am talking about topiary animals.
They are not as cute as you think, they can and will attack.
This poor man never stood a chance and neither will you.
So be prepared, keep your eyes open, the attack from zombies may not come but the attack from the topiary will.